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WINNER
The last thing Jesus wants to see is another Kross.
Submitted by Adam Clay

RUNNER-UP +5, for avoiding any reference to "Jump!"
[Kriss] Kross his name off the list of the living.
Submitted by Laura Richardson

BEST +10, for managing to reference an iconic, yet absurd, fashion choice in an absurd way
Someone better iron the back of his best suit.
Submitted by John Harvill

COLLEGE TRY, but duplicative +0
Anyone who referenced "Wiggedy, wiggedy, wiggedy whack!"


11/8/2011

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WINNER  First, and being completely insensitive to the celebrity's chosen Hip-Hop moniker:
We're gonna need a shitload of pallbearers.
Submitted by Nate Eppler

RUNNER UP  +5 for using celebrity's own title against him:
The overweight lover's in the ground.
Submitted by BossBlog

RUNNER UP  +5 for expressing deep-seeded contempt:
Now that I'm dead, I'll be paying for that one hit with eternal flames.
Submitted by Jonathan Lindsey

RUNNER UP  no points for its duplicative nature
The overweight lover's [no longer] in the house.
Submitted by Marshall Digmon